10 All Too Familiar Parenting Scenarios…As Described Through Jurassic Park Quotes

Scenario One: The Big Reveal…

“Life, uh…finds a way”

“Oh, f*%k

Scenario Two: Getting Baby’s Room Ready 

“We spared no expense.”

Scenario Three: The Nappies… 

“That is one big pile of sh*t”

Scenario Four: Always Filthy

“You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?”

Scenario Five: When Your Sleeping Baby Stirs 

“Don’t move! He can’t see us if we don’t move!”

Scenario Six: Please, Just Tell Me In Verbal Language What On Earth You Want! 

“Say the magic word, ah ah ahhhhh, ah ah ahhhhh”

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Scenario Seven: That Moment Your Life Changes Forever… 

“OK, it’s just the two Raptors, right?”

“You’re sure the third one’s contained?”

“Yes, unless they figure out how to open doors”

Which is more terrifying!?

Scenario Eight: Stop! You’re Going To Hurt Yourself!

“Boy, do I hate being right all the time”

Scenario Nine: Toy Shop Stress 

“Are they heavy?”

“Yeah”

“Then they’re expensive, put ’em back”

Scenario Ten: We’re Never Coming Back Here Again! 

“After some consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse your park”

[Images courtesy of the amazingly hilarious Hurrah For Gin: Doing Time At Soft Play]

Abbey x

P.s. Apologies for the slightly bizarre crazy post…I’m a little tired and a little stressed…I may well have gone mad! Enjoy 🙂

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