10 All Too Familiar Parenting Scenarios…As Described Through Jurassic Park Quotes

Scenario One: The Big Reveal… “Life, uh…finds a way” “Oh, f*%k Scenario Two: Getting Baby’s Room Ready  “We spared no expense.” Scenario Three: The Nappies…  “That is one big pile of sh*t” Scenario Four: Always Filthy “You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?” Scenario Five: When Your Sleeping Baby Stirs  “Don’t move! … More 10 All Too Familiar Parenting Scenarios…As Described Through Jurassic Park Quotes